Black Panther Olympic Ice Dancers Top AIGenerated Porn Searches

first_img Robot Dog Astro Can Sit, Lie Down, and Save LivesMIT’s AI Knitting System Designs, Creates Woven Garments Stay on target Let us know what you like about Geek by taking our survey.center_img Fanny packs are back. Tropical prints are in. And racially charged incestuous superhero porn is the new fidget spinner erotica.At least according to artificial intelligence.Adult video site YouPorn recently predicted the top search terms of 2018—as determined by AI.“Our data science and machine learning teams trained a recurrent neural network to look at our search trends, and have provided us with the top searches that will apparently come to define 2018,” a March 5 blog post said.Topping the list: “T’Challa & Shuri,” the brother-sister team that helps reclaim Wakanda in Marvel’s Black Panther.Sexy as Chadwick Boseman and Letitia Wright are, I prefer my siblings to stay out of the bedroom (and each other).Meanwhile, Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, fresh off a 2018 Olympic gold win, are hot picks for this year.Despite insistences that their two-decade-long partnership is purely platonic, the world is still rooting for the pair, whose on-ice chemistry has already inspired fan-fiction romances. A porno can’t be far off, right?The only other IRL search is for “Senator Stormy,” which I can only assume refers to Stormy Daniels—the adult entertainer who claims she had an affair with President Donald Trump, and eyed a seat in the U.S. Senate.The remaining 33 phrases sound mostly like, well, like an AI’s idea of pornographic search terms.So, unless Asarian Humlion is the bassist for Arcade Fire, I’m not so sure YouPorn has its finger quite on the pulse of its users.The menu reads like an X-rated version of Janelle Shane’s hilarious neural network experiments, featuring gibberish like “fompilition,” “hardbore yore,” and “batish my yisel.”Some conjure fairly vivid images (“lesbian masturbinge,” “amateur in bathreesome”), while others just make me feel incredibly uncomfortable (I’m looking at you, “cock milking table”).I’m genuinely curious, though, to see what “free iGlasses porn” has to offer…Check out the full search list below:(via YouPorn)last_img read more

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